School

After I chased two kids around the park twice my hu-mum decided that now would be a good time to get me enrolled in school and I can't say I wasn't excited. My friend Rosie told me all about school, she went when she was a puppy. She said, "You spend the whole time playing with the other dogs and getting pieces of cheese for lying down."This sounds GREAT especially the getting cheese for lying down part because I spend most of my life lying down and who doesn't like cheese??????
Anyway we arrived and were met by this very scary lady (at least I think it was a woman but she was very tall and had a small beard) who shouted A LOT!!!!! Scary stuff. she took of my smart DESIGNER collar off and put on a metal chain which strangled me when I pulled.
Anyway I was lead into a dark hall which had obvisouly never heard of cleaning. The whole hall gave me a dreadful feeling which wasn't helped by the fact that it looked that it was about to be closed down for health and safety reasons before christmas. But the worst thing was the dogs, there were 8 of them on chains like me held by men you wouldn't want to bump into on an alleyway on a dark night or even a busy main road in daytime!!!!
The dogs were all agressive breeds, bred for one thing fighting. There was: a rottweiler, a chow-chow, a bull mastiffs, a german shepherd and a staffie (staffordshire bull terrier) a doberman and a PIT BULL. Realizing I was in trouble I put my tail between my legs and hid under a chair.
"I didn't realize there would be GIRLS in this group" Barked the Rottweiler.
"are you sure its a dog it looks like a rat?" Growled the mastiff
"Its very small" Woofed the Staffie
"I'm no smaller than you' I timidly defended myself.
"don't you question us' boomed the german shepherd
"lets go get it boys" shouted the pitbull. They were all about to jump on me when the lady-man came in and the class started.