My date :(

It turns out that I am too old for first love.

I waited for him to take me to the park-so long it started to get dark. :(

When I met Freddie at my house(so we could walk together to the the park cafe) he was 20  minutes late, I however was very excited and got ready a full hour early!!!  When he FINALLY arrived we trotted to the cafe side by side. Then he stole a bacon sandwich and wouldn't share it with me, he said "it was my find, if you want your own go take it." I tried of course but the cafe owner yelled at me and went away. I was DEVASTATED but I decided to give Freddie one last chance.
After HE had HIS meal we went for a walk, we reached a small lake and he started SWIMMING in it!!!!! And then he told ME to SWIM in it. It was at that point I was aware it had to be over.  
You see I don't swim I am a purebred pedigree lowchen with crufts blood flowing through my veins, only mongrels swim and my first love cannot be a mongrel. So I went home and went to bed and thought about my day for a while and decided that I had simply passed the age for true love and now will have to spend my days chasing cats and scaring of postmen all alone. I'm aware it is a very lonely prospect but at least I won't have to SWIM!

BY Poppy